guy ends argument by running up onto a cafeteria table, jumping off and smacking the other guy mid-flight. IN A SUIT.
(although spectacularly entertaining, I would not recommend this combat maneuver outside of kung fu movies. Your opponent is liable to just step out of the way and then everyone will just stare quizzically at your splattered remains)
Sleater-Kinney was so great. I wish all these kids listening to Katy Perry et al got a chance to listen to one Sleater-Kinney song
I totally get this ’05 rant from Shirley Manson: “I want to thank you for being here instead of at a fucking Jessica Simpson show. Now, I may not be as young or cute, but I am a lot smarter, and I guarantee you, I’m a much better shag. … when you go home and you get on the computer and you have the chance to download whatever the fuck you want, instead of rotting your brains, look up a Patti Smith record, or The Pretenders, or a Blondie record”